don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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