paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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