Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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