okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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