do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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