fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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