never play flip cup with pint glasses
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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