What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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