Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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