Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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