i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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