I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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