You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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