i permit you to call me
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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