I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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