i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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