If i come over, it means nothing
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
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