U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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