We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
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You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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