Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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