You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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