bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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