i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
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Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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