We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
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judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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