im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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