do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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