Don't you send me to vm
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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