You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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