i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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