The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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