i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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