Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
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HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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