He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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Can I color on your dick again?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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