We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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