Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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