so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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