Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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