my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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