My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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