Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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