Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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