when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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