Already got asked if we're dating
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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