The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
wakey wakey hands off snakey
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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