I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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