I love black thongs
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
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you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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