the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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