is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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