It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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