Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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